Funny replies by kids A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. *As you shall make your bed so shall you……mess it up *Better be safe than……………………..punch a 5th grader *Strike while […]
Student teacher Jokes
How to spell father’s occupation
How to spell father’s occupation Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, […]
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Little Johnny’s first day in school
Little Johnny’s first day in school It was little Johnny’s first day in a new school, so his father looked up the teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny might win lunch money from the other kids if he […]
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Priest teaching English
Priest teaching English A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing he never really taught them much was how to speak English. So he takes the chief […]