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Prince who solved the problem

Prince who solved the problem Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. […]

Meeting with future son-in-law

Meeting with future son-in-law Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum…. That’s a sign of disrespect! Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and you’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Man : Sir I only […]

An old man believed practicing black magic

An old man believed practicing black magic An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other.When they had a confrontation,screams and shouts could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.”When I die,I will dig my way […]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

INSTALLING A HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another […]

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