Old Man on moped and young man in new Ferrari A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. […]
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Don’t Step on the Ducks
Don’t Step on the Ducks Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try […]
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Last question on Quiz Show
Last question on Quiz Show A guy is on his final question for a 5 Million on “Who Wants To Be Millionaire” and has one life-line left, ‘Phone A Friend’ and The question was: “Which bird does not make a nest?” A. Sparrow B. Swallow C. Blackbird D. Cuckoo The guy is not sure, so […]
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Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars
Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars Every year, Fred and Ethel would spend a day at the State Fair. Every year, Fred would say, “Ethel, I’d like to ride in that airplane.” And every year, Ethel would say, “I know, Fred, but that airplane ride cost ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” One year, […]