The farmer’s mule A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. To no avail, she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, […]
Funny Jokes
Have you ever tried it
Have you ever tried it A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup. As the man threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into a long tirade about […]
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In search of beloved HAT
In search of beloved HAT Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?” […]
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Care taker reports to homeowner about stuff
Care taker reports to homeowner about stuff At dawn the telephone rings. “Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead.” “My parrot? […]