Seminar on Supernatural by visiting professor A visiting professor at Cardiff University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands. “Well that’s a good start.”, he says. Out of those of you who believe […]
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Don’t Step on the Ducks
Don’t Step on the Ducks Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try […]
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Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars
Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars Every year, Fred and Ethel would spend a day at the State Fair. Every year, Fred would say, “Ethel, I’d like to ride in that airplane.” And every year, Ethel would say, “I know, Fred, but that airplane ride cost ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” One year, […]
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Husband lost his Wife
Husband lost his Wife Man: I lost my wife. Inspector: What is her height? Man: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Man: Not slim, can be healthy Inspector: Colour of the eyes? Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair? Man: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Man: suit. I don’t remember […]