Test to enter the Pearly Gates The day finally arrived: Pedro dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Pedro approaches the gatekeeper. Saint Peter says, “Well, Pedro, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. […]
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Clever attendant
Clever attendant A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin’s 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, ‘I HAVE to be on this flight and […]
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Am not going to name her
Am not going to name her “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the woman you were with?” “Sure and I can’t be telling you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her […]
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A blonde had just got a new sports car
A blonde had just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and […]