I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat so I took a nap !!
Talking Duck in a bar A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you can talk!” Exclaims the barman. “I see your ears are working too,” Says […]
Bagpiper plays for a homeless man As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Alabama backwoods. As I was not […]
Magical frog granting wish One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog is hopping towards a water hole. The forest is so enormous that the frog have never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear is chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for […]