True mother in law Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. “This young man agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence. “Bring me my biggest sword,” said […]
Farmer explaining the accident – funny
Farmer explaining the accident – funny A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Angus. ‘Didn’t you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Angus responded: ‘Well, I’ll […]
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Awkward Restroom Chat – Funny
Awkward Restroom Chat – Funny I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘I’m doing just fine.” And the […]
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Fascinating Little Johnny!
Fascinating Little Johnny! A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary said, “My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’” Sally raised her […]