I hate when someone asks me “where I see myself 5 years from now?” When I don’t even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago!!
Kids to use BIG PEOPLE WORDS A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” she was always reminding them. “John what did you do over the weekend?” “I went […]
Meeting with future son-in-law Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum…. That’s a sign of disrespect! Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and you’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Man : Sir I only […]
Funny replies by kids A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. *As you shall make your bed so shall you……mess it up *Better be safe than……………………..punch a 5th grader *Strike while […]