When I see old men sitting on benches outside shops waiting for their wives….I wonder if they were young men when they sat down ?!?!
Height of Misunderstanding ! Mr. Padro comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news… I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby!” The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next […]
Old lady wants to know about patient A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?” The old […]
Murphy needs to learn new language Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back […]