An Amish man and banker -funny An Amish man wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, “What are you going to do with the money?” “Take some jewelry to city and sell it,” said the Amish man. “What have you got for collateral?” queried […]
Time to be more serious
Time to be more serious A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.” “Well, uh, I was thinkin’ … perhaps it’s aboot time […]
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Trip to Rome
Trip to Rome A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to his barber who responded… “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking American […]
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I went to a yoga class today
I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat so I took a nap !!
