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Lawyer and Donation demanding Officer

Lawyer and Donation demanding Officer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer.

The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way ??”

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income ??”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … No.”

The lawyer interrupts, “Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

“- Or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again ….

“SO, IF I DON’T GIVE ANY MONEY TO THEM …..
………………………… WHY THE F**K, SHOULD I GIVE ANY TO YOU??”

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