What your parents do – Little johnny
The teacher in Johnny’s school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
“Mary, what does your parents do?”
Little Mary replied, “My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse.”
“That’s very nice,” said the teacher. “Robert, what do your parents do?”
Robert proudly exclaimed, “My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!”
“That’s very nice,” said the teacher, “Johnny, what do your parents do?”
He stood up and pronounced, “My dad’s dead and my mom’s a hooker.”
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal’s office. 15 minutes later, he returned.
“Did you tell the principal what you said in class?” asked the teacher.
Johnny replied, “Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number.”