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A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.

She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

 

*As you shall make your bed so shall you……mess it up

*Better be safe than……………………..punch a 5th grader

*Strike while the ……………………….bug is close

*It’s always darkest before……………….daylight savings time

*You can lead a horse to water but…………how?

*Don’t bite the hand that…………………looks dirty

*A miss is as good as a…………………..Mr.

*You can’t teach an old dog new……………math

*If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll……..stink in the morning

*The pen is mightier than the……………..pigs

*An idle mind is…………………………the best way to relax

*Where there’s smoke, there’s……………..pollution

*Happy the bride who……………………..gets all the presents

*A penny saved is………………………..not much

*Two’s company, three’s…………………..the musketeers

*Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and………………………………..you have to blow your nose

*Children should be seen and not…………..spanked or grounded

*When the blind leadeth the blind………….get out of the way

 

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