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Time to get a new cuckoo clock

Time to get a new cuckoo clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.”

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. “I promise!”

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.  Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home.  Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.  Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight.  He didn’t seem disturbed at all.  (Whew! Got away with that one!).

Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, “Oh, crap,” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.”

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