Most STUPID questions people usually ask
in obvious situations…
1. At movies:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don’t you
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I’m on local
anesthesia . Why don’t you try again?
3. When i get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought i was sleeping,you stupid fool? ??
4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have you had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair’s shedding.!
5. When someone call’s on land-line and asks
where are you ?
Me: I’m in market with telephone around
6.when i m washing my car
neighbor: hey are you washing it?
Me: No, i m just watering it so that it grows
into a big bus