Seminar on Supernatural by visiting professor
A visiting professor at Cardiff University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To
get a feel for his audience,
he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well that’s a good start.”, he says.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously.”
Then he asks “Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? “
15 students raise their hands.
“That’s a great response.”
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic !”
But let me ask you one question further. “Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
One student in the very back of the class raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and
says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept
with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The Blonde student begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have slept with a ghost.”
The student replies, “Ghost? Damn! From back there I thought you said ‘goats’!”