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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk. ”

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

“You can understand what I’m saying? ” asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

“Well, did you see this? ”

“Yes,” motioned the monkey.

Police officer : “What happened? ”

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

“They were drinking? ” asked the officer.

“Yes. ”

“What else? ”

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

“They were smoking marijuana? ”

“Yes. ”

“What else? ”

The monkey motioned “Screwing. ”

“They were screwing, too? ” asked the astounded officer.

“Yes. ”

“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked? ”

“Yes. ”

“What were you doing during all this? ”

“Driving ” motioned the monkey.

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