Meeting with future son-in-law
Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage
and you’re chewing gum…. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and you’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink &smoke when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : you’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!.
Father-In-Law : What!!! you’re a killer???
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.
Father-In-Law : you are highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You’re absolutely the right Man for my Daughter.