A maid wanted a salary raise:
madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise
maid: I can cook Better than you.
Madam: who told you that ?
Maid: your husband told Me?
Madam: Ok, second reason
Maid: I can iron Better than you.
Madam: who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told Me.
Madam: Ok, and the third reason?
Maid: I am also Better in bed than you.
This time madam was furious & was getting ready to break her head.
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the driver told me that I’m better in bed than you are.
Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary………….