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Lost Dog, Monkey and Lion

Lost Dog, Monkey and Lion

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this
from a distance and says with caution “this guy
looks edible, never seen his kind before”. So the
lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog notices and starts to panic but as he’s
about to run he sees some bones next to him
and gets an idea and says loudly “mmm…that
was some good lion meat!”. The lion abruptly
stops and says ” woah! This guy seems tougher
then he looks, I better leave while I can”. Over
by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything.
Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can
benefit from this situation by telling the lion and
getting something in return. So the monkey
proceeds to tell the lion what really happened
and the lion says angrily “get on my back, we’ll
get him together”. So they start rushing back to
the dog. The dog sees them and realized what
happened and starts to panic even more. He
then gets another idea and shouts “where the
hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me
another lion an hour ago…”

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