Priest blessing horses on racing ground A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse – a long shot – won […]
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Care taker reports to homeowner about stuff
Care taker reports to homeowner about stuff At dawn the telephone rings. “Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead.” “My parrot? […]
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Big shot bullying attorney and head nurse
Big shot bullying attorney and head nurse A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did with his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The […]
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Intelligent farmer solved his problem
Intelligent farmer solved his problem Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer […]