Old man asking for old wine
An old Englishman walks into a bar an asks for a bottle of 38 year old wine from Leonne, France.
The bartender not wanting to go to the cellar gave the Englishman the closest bottle of wine he has.
The Englishman tasted it and said “This wine is only 2 years old and is from Santiago de Chile”.
The bartender was amazed, but at the same time curios, so he gave him another bottle.
The Englishman goes “This wine is 17 years old and is from San Diego, California.”
The bartender was so amazed that he gave him another bottle.
The Englishman tasted it and said “This wine is 30 years old and is from Lima, Peru”.
Finally the bartender goes to the cellar and got the right bottle and gave it to the Englishman.
The Englishman said: “Finally, a 38 year old wine from Leonne , France”.
An old drunk that had been watching goes up to the Englishman and said “Could you please tell me what kind of drink is this” and hands him a cup.
The old Englishman tasted and said “What the fuck this is piss.”
And the drunk replied …
“YEAH, I KNOW BUT COULD U PLEASE TELL ME FROM WHERE ….??
…. I’M SO DRUNK THAT I DON’T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE”.